What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

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Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.